Tails from the Bark Side

...but, as usual, no interesting/constructive/creative ones. Here they are anyway, in the interest of keeping this thing updated with... YAWN.

- HOT CHOCOLATE.
- FIRE and TELLY.
- My scalp is really dry and tight. It's driving me insaaane. Moisturise me, moisturise me.
- I feel dizzy in my head.
- Been running around all over the city like a blue-arsed fly all week. I should go up the wooden hill and get loads of sleep, but that's boring, and I didn't wake up properly until midday today, so going to bed now would feel like a precious waste of hours that I could otherwise idle away reading nutty blogs/communities.
- New clothes arrived: ( under the cut )

SWISH SWISH. There are loads more, but I won't spam.

- NaNoWriMo is... naaah. I like what I have, but I don't really have the passion/attention span for it.
- Christmas ballet show is all planned and choreographed; just needs moar rehearsals. Can't wait.
- Album... still not complete...
- No fleas! YAY!



- A debate I spotted in comments on asexuality reminded me of when I was at school and we had to pretend to be handwriting experts writing a magazine column, analysing the handwriting of people who wrote in. Kids were all, 'Their Ys have large swooping tails, which means they are romantic,' and our teacher wasn't sure if we should be using 'he/she' or 'they' if the gender of the writer wasn't clear, and there was a debate which I avoided completely by writing in a colloquial second person format: 'Your Ys have large swooping tails, which means you're a romantic at heart, you old softie, you.'
- English needs proper non-gendery pronouns.
- On the theme of aces, the concept of attractiveness is really causing big brainache at the moment. I keep looking at different types of people... I DON'T GET IT. I just... what is it?! I think it's 'cause I caught up on Hollyoaks (shut up, it's awesome) earlier, and there was 'antics'... Lee was going around asking boys if they thought they were attractive because he couldn't tell, being a straight boy. And then there's people on Facebook saying I should dress more like a girl because I'm feminine, and a girl, and I was just... Iunno. 'You're so pretty, I wish you would believe it yourself, and stick some suspenders and lippy on.' And undies as well; pretty undies. What's the point?! Does it really make a difference? All the things people do/tell me to do, in order to fit the definition of attractive, and I don't get what it's all about. It just... bafflé. More than ever.
- Tooth is broken. Probably needs crown. I'm not even gonna... *seethes*
- Tummy ache, as normal.
- Acne. Pizza face. Can't eat my, can't eat my, no you can't eat my pizza face.
- Kinkmeme made me cry loltears again.
- Get off my television, Andre. Seriously. Knobtwat.
- There really are some ridiculous songs out there at the moment. 'If anybody sees her, shine a light on her'? What for? And what... aim the car headlights at her? Maglite in the face, or what?

Nearly a month since a proper post! Hi internets *waves a sore paw at the internets*! I have been WORKING. Scrubbing (hence the sore paws) and walking dogs and dancing and stuff. I actually had a month off from dancing and the last two classes have made me realise why that's a bad idea. Ouch. Ummm... Oh man, I actually don't know what to write now I'm here. I'm so not in a bloggybloggy frame of mind these days. I'm so boring. I might just do bullet points:

- I've just finished the worst assignment I've ever had to do in my life. So relieved. Plato is a bell end.
- DAVE and sessal are getting MARRIED on Saturday. Wut!
- I am buying SCISSOR SISTERS tickets on Friday. I am so excited about this fact.
- I went to BUTLINS for a weekend for sessal's hen do. Chesney Hawkes and Snap! were there. It was fun. There were sweeties, flumes, ice-cream, sticks of rocks and chiiips. I felt like I was nine again (apart from the fact that there was lots of BOOZE!)
- DOCTOR FUCKEN WHO. How awesome is this series?! I love it so much. There's so much I can say! So I won't
- We went to play ROUNDERS in the Forest on bank holiday Monday, which was fun. Crazy Daisy kept nicking the ball and wouldn't give it back, but that was great when we were batting.
- I got back from Berlin in the end. Sadly.
- I have SYNTHESIZERS in my front room. Band is coming along nicely. I have the amazing pics now but we need to decide which ones we're using before I put them on the MySpace. Sneak preview:



Bwahaha. See ya next month!

You know what, I really want to go see Faith No fucking More. There better be tickets left tomorrow. SO MANY DOGS. Amazing. I am going to have MONEY WOOHOO. I really, really, really want to go shopping and buy loads of things. I give up on trying to record music. The universe obviously doesn't want me to. Dentist later, omg. I don't reckon I'll be able to have the first half of my filling (£150) done today 'cause it's still a bit infected. SHAME. I want the sunshine back! littlefloyd's bum smells.

Boring, amirite? I have nothing else to report.