Tails from the Bark Side

Nearly a month since a proper post! Hi internets *waves a sore paw at the internets*! I have been WORKING. Scrubbing (hence the sore paws) and walking dogs and dancing and stuff. I actually had a month off from dancing and the last two classes have made me realise why that's a bad idea. Ouch. Ummm... Oh man, I actually don't know what to write now I'm here. I'm so not in a bloggybloggy frame of mind these days. I'm so boring. I might just do bullet points:

- I've just finished the worst assignment I've ever had to do in my life. So relieved. Plato is a bell end.
- DAVE and sessal are getting MARRIED on Saturday. Wut!
- I am buying SCISSOR SISTERS tickets on Friday. I am so excited about this fact.
- I went to BUTLINS for a weekend for sessal's hen do. Chesney Hawkes and Snap! were there. It was fun. There were sweeties, flumes, ice-cream, sticks of rocks and chiiips. I felt like I was nine again (apart from the fact that there was lots of BOOZE!)
- DOCTOR FUCKEN WHO. How awesome is this series?! I love it so much. There's so much I can say! So I won't
- We went to play ROUNDERS in the Forest on bank holiday Monday, which was fun. Crazy Daisy kept nicking the ball and wouldn't give it back, but that was great when we were batting.
- I got back from Berlin in the end. Sadly.
- I have SYNTHESIZERS in my front room. Band is coming along nicely. I have the amazing pics now but we need to decide which ones we're using before I put them on the MySpace. Sneak preview:



Bwahaha. See ya next month!

Lose another 2 stone and get mega fit. Save some money, buy a camper van, shave my head, get an awesome fake eyeball, sleep with the entire fucking internet (even the asexuals) and kick the world's arse with Body By Design's awesome shittygoff uberfuturepop.

This will happen, just as soon as I've stopped WORRYING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WHO SUCK ANYWAY and BEING EMO and indeed SPENDING ALL MY PRECIOUS TIME AND MONEY ON SEEING RIDICULOUS ROCK BANDS.