Name: Gemsy 'Where's the Bass?' Dreams Divide-ison.
Birthday: 3rd September.
Place of Birth: Down Hythe, innit. 'New Forest' says my birth certificate.
Occupation: Canine fitness consultant, cleaner, temporary office administrator, singer, player of keys.
Star sign: Virgo.
Hair : Dark brown with LOADS OF GREYS ARGH.
Eyes : Blue and yellow.
Height : 5ft6.5.
Weight : 159lbs AND IT WILL BE GOING DOWN OH YES.
Q: Do you have a nickname?
A: Gemsy, Auntie Gemgems.
Q: How long have you kept a weblog?
A: Since 2002. Had diaries since 1993 though.
Q: Where do you live?
A: Near the ducks, Salisbury.
Q: But were you born there? If not, then where?
A: No, you proper din, I was born in Hythe as previously mentioned.
Q: Tell us about your family.
A: Umm... I have a Dad and a Kate, a Mum and a Paul, a sister and a brother in law and two beautiful Curly Nieces, a super-bro and an Ady. <3 I have loads of aunts, uncles, cousins and four lovely grandparents.
Q: Describe your looks?
A: Vaguely goth, speccy, beaky-nosed, wonky-eyed scruffbag. I'm also a leetle
curvy, often a bit greasy and acne-fied and I normally have a snotty nose. Attractive, then. But I do scrub up well when I want to, I have an interesting taste in fashion, I'm quite long-limbed and graceful and I like my hair WHEN IT'S BIG.
Q: Tell us about your partner (or ideal partner if you haven't got one)?
Q: For a day out would you prefer, a theme park, a football game or spend the day in a bar?
A: Theme park!
Q: What do you do for a job?
A: Mutts and Mops dot co dot yoo kay.
Q: Who would you sound like if I called you on the phone?
A: I have a Hampshirey, slightly Estuary-y English accent innit, and I have quite a deep voice for a girl I think. I'm also giggly. I have one of those annoying nervous giggles.
Q: Religion - do you do it? If so what?
A: No. Tried a bit of church-going with friends when I was at school - didn't work for me. Tried a bit of studying with the OTO when I left school - interesting, but far too much commitment. Now - I dunno. Sceptical of everything, atheist, whatever. Life and the universe and what we have right in front of us is interesting enough without needing to look for more.
Q: Politics - right, left or centre?
A: Lefty left, all the left.
Q: Do you like it hot or cold?
Q: What book are you reading at the moment?
A: I've just finished War Horse which was lovely. Now reading one of my landlady's books - a factual one about the weather.
Q: What was the last song on your iPod?
A: I was rocking out to Coheed and Cambria in the car... on my Android, though. Android!
Q: Describe your music collection?
A: Oh crumbs. Mostly rock... I like a lot of stuff! Here's my Last.fm
Q: SPORT - Yes or no?
A: Not... really. I prefer dancing.
Q: Do you have a website/homepage? (leave link please)
A: Gemsy dot co dot yoo kay.
Q: Do you have a celebrity crush?
A: Mark Gatiss. Awww.
Q: Do you have a celebrity hate?
A: Bono. GTFO.
Q: Beer or wine?
A: Beer please. I do like wine, but I'm normally more in a beery mood.
Q: Home or abroad?
A: Home. I love my beautiful, beautiful house.
Q: Toothbrush - are you electric or manual?
A: Manual! I do like electric ones, but I just haven't got around to replacing my old broken one.
Q: Type of the property you live in?
A: Victorian terrace, 2-up 2-down, but converted into one big bedroom. It's all mine and it's so wonderful.
Q: What were your best subjects at school?
A: Geography, drama and English.
Q: Spender or saver?
A: Spender, definitely.
Q: What newspaper do you buy?
A: I read articles of interest online.
Q: One of life's regrets is?
A: Things ending badly with a dear friend.
Q: Coronation St or Eastenders?
A: 'Stenders! I love it.
Q: Do you like questionnaires?
Q: Where do you buy your clothes?
, M&S, asos.com.
Q: Cat, dog or goldfish?
A: Doggy doggy doggy doggy and tropical fishies of which I have seven.
Q: Rare, medium or well done?
A: Don't do steak, really. Well done I suppose.
Q: Do you drive?
A: Yep, the current Hundwagen (mk5) is a little white Corsa van, usually full of dogs and damp cleaning cloths. Smells fantastic.
Q: Have you ever been in trouble with the law?
A: Told off for setting a bush on fire, a few driving penalties (oops) and I got taken home by the cops when I got into trouble in a club
... but nothing serious.
Q: Is there an afterlife?
A: I think we can work towards it by training our consciousness to be able to live on outside of our bodies. It would be a lot of work.
Q: Tell me something that scares you?
A: Death. Terrifies me.
Q: How would you describe your personality?
A: Introverted, self-conscious to a fault, hard-working, grumpy, enthusiastic, adventurous, silly, schizoid.
Q: Tell us about some jobs you've had that you've loved?
A: Working at GSF, Mutts & Mops... they've all had their good times and bad, really.
Q: Name some places you've lived?
A: Hythe, Portswood, Bitterne, Salisbury.
Q: What kind of things do you enjoy on TV?