Tails from the Bark Side

Lose another 2 stone and get mega fit. Save some money, buy a camper van, shave my head, get an awesome fake eyeball, sleep with the entire fucking internet (even the asexuals) and kick the world's arse with Body By Design's awesome shittygoff uberfuturepop.

This will happen, just as soon as I've stopped WORRYING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE WHO SUCK ANYWAY and BEING EMO and indeed SPENDING ALL MY PRECIOUS TIME AND MONEY ON SEEING RIDICULOUS ROCK BANDS.