Tails from the Bark Side

A normal Livejournal entry, then? I'm full of snark today. I like the word 'snark'. Um, alarm went off at 8:30am, I dozed until 9am. Not pleasant. Could not force any part of my lower body to move. My upper half was on Facebook, cursing whoever gave me the bright idea to choose to do housework for a living. Eventually got myself up and dressed. I showered last night, so I didn't have to go there. Couldn't be bothered with an 'outfit' today. T-shirt and joggers, hairband. This is why I always look like I need ironing. Ugh. Couldn't find my glasses, so I put in a contact lens for the first time in about a year. Awful experience.

So then I got into the car (where I blasted out my new song to the neighbourhood - IT SOUNDS SO GOOD IN THE CAR so I sat and had a moment at my leisure) and went off to clean my three Friday houses. Uneventful. The usual - walking into table edges, scrubbing bleedin' limescale off of bleedin' shower doors, struggling with vacuum cleaners with more attachments than the Hubble. Seriously, NO TWO DYSONS ARE THE SAME. Then I skipped off home to my kitchen, which needed cleaning too. Ugh. Did that. Then, doggy love. Grabbed myself a bundle of Didz and a little bit of schnauz. Gave them each a pig's leg and a pig's tail. Sat down. Did a bit of writing. Internets. Ate some crackers. Watched Hollyoaks; shut up, it's the best ever. More internets, The Board, LJ friends page, e-mails, this week's accounts. Put on some lip balm. Cooked up some noodles and vegetables in some soy sauce and spices. Did a bit of stretching. Channel-surfed. Anna & John came home while I was watching Outnumbered. TV is now off, and I'm writing this. Who knows what's next? A tray of coffee, crumpets and revenge. Or just bed, more likely. Tedious. Yesterday was better. I should've gone to the Winny tonight after all. Oooh, I sneezed.

( moar meame lawl )