gemsybobsy | First world problems.

"It's actually really nice to be able to wash the champagne off my leg."
"I can't reach my sangria from this side of the hot tub."
"The chlorine is turning my hair green."
"The pool isn't long enough to do lengths."
"I prefer green pools to blue ones."
"Nigga made a pizza!"
"I'd bash her back doors in."
"I'd knock her back wheels off."
"Don't spunk in my belly button, there's a Fox's glacier mint in there already."
"If you had an outie you'd make a Polo."
"Crickets are BAMFs."
"BANG!"
"What was that?!"
"A big fucking bang."
"I need my teeth!"
"Hot tub is hot!"
"Fourteen carat gold, Lenny!"
"Group hug! Naked group hug! Group motorboat!"
"The Celts don't exist!"
"Hit that little nigga with a freeze pop!"
"Hey, Chief! I might be wrong, but I think we're about to fly into a mountain. This makes me feel scared of the mountain!"
"I don't know if you know, but I'm kind of a big deal."
"Someone's got sand in their vagina."
"You see that?! You can't make that out of polystyrene and duct tape!"
"That's not evil; that's foreplay. Or am I getting the two confused?"
"Have I told anyone that I wouldn't mind going horse riding this week?"