Tails from the Bark Side

HMRC ARE NO LONGER MY BUDDIES. FIFTEEN HUNDRED QUID BY JANUARY I THINK NOT OMG ARE YOU KIDDING OKAY.

I JUST CANNOT BELIEVE IT.

I AM TRYING MY HAND AT BEING A CREDIT CARD TART. 0% BALANCE TRANSFER OMG.

I HAVE BEEN GIVEN A GORRAM £4,500 CREDIT LIMIT. OH SHIII-

I AM FULL OF BEER AND BEANS AND I AM PACKING UP ALL MY STUFF.

I HAVE A LOT OF STUFF.