OH you guise.
May. 22nd, 2009 12:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gemsybobsyI am actually dying of laughter reading this.
"If the parents of the pupil are no longer in a relationship the school must ask the parent with care if a court case is in progress or has there been a court case. If the parent with care informs the school that there is an ongoing court case, but is still refusing to comply with the school by providing the non resident parent’s details then the school must contact the court with the pupil’s and parent with care’s details to obtain from the court the non resident parents details and whether there are restrictions on the non resident parent and the school will also apply to the court if the case as finished and then it'll be awesome 'cause we can talk about them and go lol they're not normal because they're not married and be supreme and white and shit and lol we rock and don't know what punctuation is maybe we should get a new secretary make sure it's a woman because typing is a woman's job and it better not be a black one."
"If the parents of the pupil are no longer in a relationship the school must ask the parent with care if a court case is in progress or has there been a court case. If the parent with care informs the school that there is an ongoing court case, but is still refusing to comply with the school by providing the non resident parent’s details then the school must contact the court with the pupil’s and parent with care’s details to obtain from the court the non resident parents details and whether there are restrictions on the non resident parent and the school will also apply to the court if the case as finished and then it'll be awesome 'cause we can talk about them and go lol they're not normal because they're not married and be supreme and white and shit and lol we rock and don't know what punctuation is maybe we should get a new secretary make sure it's a woman because typing is a woman's job and it better not be a black one."
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Date: 2009-05-22 12:02 am (UTC)Holy grammatically appalling gobbledegook, Batman!
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Date: 2009-05-22 12:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-05-22 12:10 am (UTC)I'm almost tempted to email them offering my services as a proof-reader, but... nah.
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Date: 2009-05-22 12:19 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-05-22 01:10 am (UTC)And people want to vote people like this in power? Our statute books would be full of spelling mistakes in no seconds flat!
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Date: 2009-05-22 01:11 am (UTC)But some of the policies outlined are so BNP it hurts and not in a post-modern ironic lulzy kinda way.
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Date: 2009-05-22 08:24 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-05-26 01:25 pm (UTC)