I am actually dying of laughter reading this.

"If the parents of the pupil are no longer in a relationship the school must ask the parent with care if a court case is in progress or has there been a court case. If the parent with care informs the school that there is an ongoing court case, but is still refusing to comply with the school by providing the non resident parent’s details then the school must contact the court with the pupil’s and parent with care’s details to obtain from the court the non resident parents details and whether there are restrictions on the non resident parent and the school will also apply to the court if the case as finished and then it'll be awesome 'cause we can talk about them and go lol they're not normal because they're not married and be supreme and white and shit and lol we rock and don't know what punctuation is maybe we should get a new secretary make sure it's a woman because typing is a woman's job and it better not be a black one."