"Bloody Torchwood!"

Hahaha, how much is Captain John a proxy for what Rusty really wanted to do with the Master? Team Tiem(agent)cock? And is it me or has Ianto suddenly become ten times more badass? Yep, Torchwood's back and it's just as lolarious as the last series. This has to be the only show in the history of ever for which slash fanfiction is completely redundant, as all possible pairings are already shown on screen. Arf, arf.

"Bloody Torchwood." LOL.
"You're good with roofs." LOL.
"I worked my way up the (grateful) ranks!" LOL.
"That's a poodle." LOL.

Tosh said "triangulate." LOL LOL.

Right, I'm getting off the internet. I have housework to do and DVDs to watch and dogs to walk and I don't want my journal to be full o' fandom wankery when I could be making it amazingly brilliant and story-ish.

lmao

One more thing - Where's Myfanwy? And I'll say it again, Ianto for the win, to be honest. And because everyone else is saying it - who's Grey? Okay, that was three more things, sorry. Oh, one more (geeky) thing - I've also updated my Schools. I forgot all about my Time Lord training.

Oooh, BREAKING NEWS - a plane has landed wrong at Heathrow. OMG aliens. PLANE LANDS ALL TITS UPLY, NO INJURIES. Harsh!